Yin Yang Twins...The Barking Song (Let's see who gets the reference!)

First, here's a lil' Penlie (the new Brangelina) visual for ya: It will help you balance your yin and yang.

So I am back...bored for lack of tv...I have some sad news about PenPen. I went to the doctor the other day to get antibiotics for my bite, and they had to report Penny to animal control! They said it's no big deal, but if she has a track record of attacking people or other dogs, then they'd take action. Some animal control officer lady called me and asked a bunch of questions. It went something like this:

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Hi, I am officer Blah Blah from San Diego Animal Control. Ma'am, I just have a few quesitons for you regarding this dog bite from..Penny?

Me: Yes?

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Is your dog licensed, Ma'am?

Me: Actually, no. We just moved here from Connecticut.

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Does she have a vet here in California?

Me: We've only been here for a week.

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Is she current on her vaccinations?

Me: Yes, she had a health certificate in order to fly. She's had her rabies shot.

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Ma'am, you'll have to call blah blah blah and check that your rabies is compatible with California rabies vaccines. Then you have to license your dog. She needs to be spayed, as well.

Me: I know...but...

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Also, she needs to be quarantined for eleven days...

Me: ???

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep:...but, since you're the owner, you just have to keep her in the house. Don't let her interact with other dogs or people.

Me: I just want you to know, I got a trainer the very next day, and we have them on training collars, and...

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: You have another dog???

Me: Yes...?

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: What breed? What's his name?

Me: *sigh* Ollie, Pug.

Evil Dog Lady Who Wants To Put Penny To Sleep: Just call blah blah blah, get your dogs licensed, get the California rabies, (sit on the group W bench), and call us back. Thanks.

*Click*

Me. *Huhhhhhhhhhhhhh. IDIOT!"