Chompy does it...again

Well, yesterday morning I woke up on the futon (I sleep there periodically when I need a Seinfeld lullaby). I must have fallen asleep and absent-mindedly left my glasses next to my pillow...next to--PENNY! When I frantically searched for them UNDER my pillow, only to find them NEXT to it, I knew I was doomed. I held them up to the light, and wouldn't you know it, they were CHOMPED!**

When I put them on, they were so punctured with chomp marks that it looked like I had been in the rain or something. I wore them to school for an irritating day and then went back to my previous year's glasses. I felt like I was in a fun house with the astigmatism distortion.

So now it's back to LensCrafters. If Penny doesn't chomp the new glasses in an hour, I get my money back.

**FYI: My sprite-green glasses were ALSO chomped back in '98 by Simon, so I am no stranger to this. Do I learn?

Room With(out) a View

Well, some of you have been asking to see pics of my classroom. People keep asking how the weather is here in San Diego, and since I have no windows in my classroom, I have no idea during the day. However, I have painted a permanently "partly cloudy" forecast on one wall. There are also chances of (school lunch milk) showers at noon...

Enjoy the view!

Chris Bails...

Chris went skating in some hidden ninja abandoned pool yesterday, and fell from a 10' height right onto his hip. It looks much worse than this now, but here's a pic of his bare bum!

For the Dogs...

We went to Dog Beach with Ollie today. Overall, he behaved. However, he did tend to run off with strangers and sit on their blankets, begging for food. He completely bulldozed some fat woman who was asleep on her stomach.

Look at the cool Mastiff that we saw.